MIA: Cold Case
Posted by Brittney | Filed under Random Musings
Seriously, people. Where is the *DMD in the Western side of the US?! It’s driving me crazy (that may be my addiction talking). Our friend bought us these behemoth cups for our road trip out here. I was totally pumped to fill them to the brim with DMD. Uh, guess what? There wasn’t a drop to be found West of the Nebraska border. 7-11 is stocking blue raspberry tea or something crazy like that and I can’t even get a DMD? This made for some testy mornings my friends.
We decided to stock up our pantry on the deliciousness but holy batman. There were 3, I repeat 3 twelve packs available at our local grocer. Same story everywhere we go. PS-sorry about the photo quality. This was snapped using a razor phone. Remember those? They’re like the Zach Morris phone of 2006.
Now, anytime I see more than 3 available I snatch them up. Seriously, 4 rows of Coke? Is that necessary? 
I’m just looking for some equal opportunity shelf space here people. Hopefully Pepsi Co hears my cry on inequality and stocks our local stores. Or you know, gives me a lifetime supply for my tireless dedication to their delicious beverage. Whatever they decide.
*Ahem, for all you non-DMD guzzling gals out there. It’s Diet Mountain Dew. But you knew that, right?
Tags: DMD, stock the shelves people
